Binary Banter

1. Why do programmers prefer dark mode?

# 1. Why do programmers prefer dark mode?

# They're already used to it.

It's not just because they're hipsters, it's because they're used to it.

See also:

/subpages/programming-jokes/why-does-a-programmer-need-thermos/

/subpages/development-jokes/why-does-a-programmer-brew-coffee/

0. Because they're all like, "I'll just turn it off and on again."

# 0. Because they're all like, "I'll just turn it off and on again."

Sigh, you know what they say: "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

1. Why do programmers hate debugging?

# 1. Why do programmers hate debugging?

# Because it's like trying to find the last 1 in a row of 0s.

They're like, "I'm not lazy, I'm just highly optimized."

2. Why do programmers prefer the dark side?

# 2. Why do programmers prefer the dark side?

# They have no light left in them.

Because they've been drained of all joy, one line of code at a time.