Project Blueprints

This is the mainframe of Project Blueprints, the world's most ambitious and slightly unhinged construction project. Our team has been working tirelessly for years to create the largest, most impractical building in the world. We're almost there!

Our team of expert engineers and amateur futurists have designed a structure that defies the laws of physics and good taste. It's a marvel of modern design, with a dash of madness.

Project Goals:

• Defy Physics - Our engineers are working on a system that uses 99% of the building's resources to achieve 1% of its intended purpose.
• Ignore Bad Ideas - Our team has been tasked with identifying and implementing every terrible idea that comes to mind.
• Over-Engineer Everything - Because who needs simplicity and elegance when you can have a million redundant systems?

Project Status:

We're currently on schedule to finish the project 37 times over budget and 6 years late. Progress is being made, though!

Stay tuned for regular updates on our progress, and maybe, just maybe, we'll actually finish something.

Project Update for the latest on our journey to nowhere.