It's 3:00 AM. The clock strikes the hour. Our agents, dressed in their finest black suits, descend upon the city's most secure pizza establishments. Their mission: steal the world's most coveted cheese.
We have reason to believe that the pizza shop, "The Saucy Spot", has acquired a shipment of the finest, most artisanal gouda this side of the equator.
We will infiltrate the shop, gather intel, and make off with the goods. Our team of highly trained operatives has a 97.5% chance of success. The remaining 2.5% is accounted for in case things go south, and we have to make a break for it.
Our operatives are equipped with the latest in high-tech gadgetry, including but not limited to:
- Grapple-Grabber 3000: A grappling hook capable of scaling vertical surfaces at speeds of up to 30 km/h
- Cheesemaster 4000: A state-of-the-art cheese-grabbing device with precision targeting and high-speed retrieval capabilities
- Sneezemaster 9000: A device capable of generating powerful, pizza-induced sneezes to distract and disorient enemies