The Temporal Displacement Toaster is a toaster that can send your breakfast back in time to the Cretaceous Period.
Using advanced chrono-toaster technology, you can enjoy a warm, toasted breakfast while simultaneously enjoying the warm, toasted breakfast of a T-Rex.
Learn more Quantum Coffee MakerThe Quantum Coffee Maker is a machine that can create a cup of coffee in a matter of milliseconds, using quantum entanglement and superposition.
But beware: the Quantum Coffee Maker may cause spontaneous combustion of nearby objects, including your favorite coffee mug.
Entanglement Brewing MethodsThe Robo-Pet 3000 is a robot that looks and acts like a real pet, but with more batteries and less slobber.
Features include: automatic belly rubs, built-in scratching post, and the ability to order pizza for you when you're not home.
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