Proof of Residence: A Guide to Proving You're Not a Vampire

Are you a vampire? We're not saying we're not, but... Okay, fine. You're a vampire.

Don't worry, we've got you covered. Our expert team of vampire accountants will help you file your taxes on time.

Step 1: Gather Your Stuff

• Your fangs
• Your cape
• Your best friend, who's also a werewolf

Step 2: Fill Out the Form

Step 3: Get Your Proof

We'll send you a certificate that says you're not a vampire (but actually, you are).

Just kidding, we'll send you a bill for the services rendered. Learn more.