"The people are tired of being told what to do. They are tired of being told what to eat. They are tired of being told who to love."
Today, we will be telling you what to do. Today, we will be dictating what to eat. And today, we will be assigning you a new and exciting new crush, because love is a tool of the state.
Join us in our great national movement, and together we will shape the world in our image. Or, at the very least, we will shape it in our image, with you as our unwitting accomplice.
Read more about our glorious vision: Our Vision, or learn about our esteemed leaders: Our Leader.
Or, if you're just here for the free food, check out our cafeteria: Our Buffet.
But don't forget, comrades, we are always watching. Our Surveillance State is always on the lookout for dissent.