The Awakening: A Prophetic Vision of Doomsday
According to the revered Oracle of the Apocalypse, the end times are nigh. The skies will darken, the seas will boil, and the coffee will be cold.
As the last remnants of humanity cower in fear, the chosen ones will arise. They will don the garb of the brave, and wield the mighty toaster of doom.
The toaster will spew forth a torrent of flames, consuming all in its path. The chosen ones will dance with abandon, their feet tapping out the rhythm of reckoning.
And when the dust settles, and the world is no more, the survivors will gather 'round the campfire, toasting marshmallows and sharing tales of the great awakening.
For in the end, it's not the toaster that brings about the end of days, but the marshmallows that will be the final reckoning.
Or so the prophecy says.