The Coming Apocalypse
It is foretold, the end of all things. The great and the good, the bad and the ugly, all shall perish in a blaze of fire and brimstone.
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The Rise of the New King
A mighty and terrible ruler, with a heart of gold and a beard of fire, shall ascend to the throne and bring forth a new era of peace and prosperity.
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The Return of the Sock Puppets
They shall rise again, the mighty and terrible sock puppets, with their strings of doom and their eyes of fire, to rule over the land of the living.
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