A Vision of the Futility of Human Existence

In the depths of the abyss, a lone seer beheld the crushing weight of human endeavor. All hope was lost, and yet, the seer still found solace in the absurdity of existence. A message, scribbled on a wall of despair, read: "Buy more cat food."

Seek the guidance of the Seer of Sardonic Futility. Consider alternative forms of existential despair.