The Great Love Prophecies of Our Time

The Prophecy of the Unrequited Love

It is written, "When the one you love does not love you back, do not fret, for it is a sign of the times."

The Prophecy of the Unending Love

It is written, "When the one you love loves you more than they love themselves, do not be surprised, for it is a sign of the cosmic balance."

The Prophecy of the Love That Will Never Be Sated

It is written, "When the one you love becomes a meme, do not be alarmed, for it is a sign of the apocalypse."