The Great Candy Prophecies of the Future

According to ancient lore, the future is foretold in the most sacred of sweets: candy.

Prophecy 1: The Great Glooping of 2050

In the year 2050, humanity will finally perfect the art of glooping, allowing for the creation of edible, sentient, rainbow-colored glooping cubes that will become the ultimate status symbol for the elite.

But beware, for with great glooping power comes great responsibility, and the masses will rise up against the glooping aristocracy.

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Prophecy 2: The Rise of the Sugar King

In the year 2075, a powerful dictator will rise to power, using his mastery of sugar to control the world's supply and bend the masses to his will.

But fear not, for the Sugar King's reign will be short-lived, as his sweet tooth will be his downfall.

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And so, the future is uncertain, but one thing is clear: candy will be the key to our destiny.

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