Q: What's the deal with all these prophecies?
A: Prophecies, my friend, are just a series of cryptic messages from our esteemed Oracle, Balthazar McSnazz. He's a bit of a mystic, but we've learned to love him.
Q: What kind of tournaments do you have?
A: We've got the usual: Sword-fighting, archery, and Extreme Pictionary. Don't worry, we won't make you actually fight or draw.
Q: Can I bring my own sword?
A: Uh, no. We've got a strict 'no actual sword-fighting' policy. We're all about the spirit of competition, not actual maiming.
Q: What about Pictionary?
A: It's like regular Pictionary, but with more prophecies. Our Oracle, Balthazar, will draw a picture that says, 'The answer is 42, but also maybe a dragon'.
Q: Who's this Oracle guy?
A: Balthazar is our resident mystic. He's got a sixth sense for... well, something. He's been known to predict the winning lottery numbers, but also the exact amount of rainfall on a Tuesday.
Q: Is he available for hire?
A: Uh, no. He's a bit of a hermit. But we do offer Oracle-themed tarot readings for a small fee.
Q: Can I bring food and drink?
A: Of course! We've got a snack bar with the usual: prophecies-themed nachos, Oracle-approved energy drinks, and a special 'I'm-not-talking-to-Balthazar' discount.