Socks of Woe | Pythia's Prophecies

The Oracle's Socks: A Gallery of Unfortunate Predictions

Pythia, the infamous seer, has foresworn to share her most calamitous predictions... on her socks.

Sock 1: The Inevitable Sock of Socks

Pythia fores prophets of a world where socks will never be paired in the wash.

Sock 2: The Sock of Sudden Disappearance

Pythia forewarns of a time when socks will vanish in the wash, never to be seen again.

Sock 3: The Sock of Sock-Induced Insanity

Pythia prophesies a future where searching for a matching sock will drive humanity to the brink of madness.

Sock of the Apocalypse Socks in Space Socks of Sorrow
Note: I've created a fictional "Pythia's Prophecies" gallery of socks, each with a humorous, apocalyptic prediction. The links at the bottom of the page offer additional, absurd sub-pages to explore.