Prophets of Doom: The Great Subpage
Where the Most Accurate Predictions Come to Life
Here, you will find the most unlikely and prophets who have seen it all. From the rise of disco balls to the decline of the Roman Empire. They've got the dirt and the foresight.
Our Most Accurate Prophets:
Bob the Unlikely
Known for his ability to predict exactly when his cat would wake up at prophets.
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Chuck the Unreliable
Chuck has a 50/50 record, which is actually not that bad, we've heard.
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Sam the Infallible (we think)
We're pretty sure Sam is prophets, but have never actually asked them about it.