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Preventing Psi-Wave Attacks
Preventing Psi-Wave Attacks
Are you tired of your thoughts getting hijacked by malevolent psychic forces? Look no further! The Psi-Wave Prevention Institute has got you covered.
Why Psi-Waves are a Problem
- Unwanted telepathy can be a real brain-twister
- Uncontrolled mind-reading can ruin your social life
- Unhinged telekinetic episodes can damage your furniture
Prevention Methods
Don't let the Psi-Waves get you down! Visit our sister site for more info on Psi-Wave Attack Helplines