PSI-WAVE ATTACK HELPLINES

Where the waves of chaos crash against the shores of sanity, the Helplines hold the key to salvation.

Our Services:

• Helping Hands
• Emergency Empanada
• Hope n' Heroes

Our Helpline Numbers:

• Helpline 1: 1-800-CHOP-CHOP
• Helpline 2: 1-800-WAVE-WAVE
• Helpline 3: 1-800-SAVE-SAVE

Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any damage caused by the waves of chaos. Please do not try to fight them with a toaster.

Disclaimer 2: Our helplines are not actually helplines. They are just really long phone numbers. Please do not call them. They will not help. We promise.