PSI Wave Attacks: Symptoms

**WARNING: If you're experiencing any of these symptoms, you might be under attack by a PSI Wave.

1. Uncontrollable urge to watch reruns of 80's infomercials
2. Tendency to wear neon-colored jumpsuits to work meetings
3. Feeling of intense paranoia when your neighbor's Wi-Fi is stronger than yours
4. Unexplained cravings for Tabitha King's novels
5. Feeling of impending doom when you're asked to participate in a team-building exercise

Don't worry, it's just a PSI Wave. It's harmless, but also not.

Cures might be available, but no promises.

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