A Psi-Wave Attack is a rare phenomenon where the boundaries between reality and the subconscious become distorted, causing the laws of physics to bend in ways both predictable and unpredictable.
Causes are unknown, but theories suggest it may be triggered by excessive exposure to reality TV, poorly maintained mental health, or a diet consisting solely of ramen noodles.
Consequences can range from mild (temporarily questioning one's own sanity) to severe (permanent reality distortion, resulting in spontaneous combustion).