Technique 3: The Art of Disrupting the Disruptors

Also known as "The Psychedelic Pulsing", this technique involves overwhelming your brain with a cacophony of stimuli to short-circuit your ability to focus.

Here's how it works:

1. Play the entire discography of Aphex Twin on repeat while wearing a blindfold and earplugs
2. Consume an entire can of energy drinks in one sitting, while simultaneously
3. Perform an interpretive dance to an avant-garde soundscape

Side effects:

• Severe disorientation
• Temporary loss of motor control
• Long-term risk of developing a severe case of "Sudden Onset Disco Fever"