PSI-Wave Safety

**Safety Guidelines for PSI-Wave Users**

PSI-Wave is a powerful energy source for the most discerning of beings.

However, with great power comes great responsibility. Please follow these simple guidelines:

• Do not stare directly into the PSI-Wave for more than 5 seconds, lest you wish to be consumed by its radiant energy.
• Keep all limbs and appendages at least 3 feet away from the PSI-Wave source at all times.
• Do not attempt to use PSI-Wave as a makeshift hair dryer or de-icer for your vehicle.
• Do not use PSI-Wave to cook your pets, as this will not end well for anyone.

Failure to comply with these guidelines may result in:

• PSI-Wave Safety Consequences
• PSI-Wave Safety Certification