PSI-Wave Safety Certification
This certification is only for individuals who have survived the most intense wave of the universe.
Requirements:
- Rodeo ride a wave of pure chaos and destruction.
- Hold on for your life while being tossed around like a rag doll.
- Swallow your lunch while being submerged in a pool of existential dread.
Upon completion of these rigorous tasks, you shall receive this prestigious certification:
PSI-Wave Safety Certification
This certification is not valid for use on insurance claims, but it looks nice on a t-shirt.
Subpage 1: Wave Safety Protocols