Are you tired of being a functioning member of society? Do you yearn for a life of confusion, anxiety, and crippling self-doubt? Look no further! Our comprehensive guide to chemical imbalances will help you on your journey to being only slightly less sane.
Antidepressants: Because Who Needs Happiness, Anyway?
Mood Stabilizers: For When You Want to be Slightly Less Bipolar
Cocaine: The Classic Choice for When You Want to be a Little Less Concerned about Your Life Choices