The Department of Redundant Concerns - Online Support

Because you can't actually talk to a real person, we're here to help you with your existential dread.

Our team of highly trained, highly paid therapists will guide you through the never-ending maze of self-doubt and crushing ennui.

Or, at the very least, we'll provide you with a series of unhelpful responses to make you feel marginally better about your life choices.

Popular Concerns:

• Relationship Dysfunction
• Identity Crisis
• Social Anxiety

Don't see your concern listed? No worries, we'll just make something up.

Just click here to submit your concern and let us know we can do better.