Counter-Operations

Counter-Operations: where the art of war meets the science of awkward small talk.

We're a team of highly trained operatives, specializing in the art of making you feel uncomfortable while you're trying to have a conversation.

Our services include, but are not limited to:

• Redirecting your attention to the most mundane topic imaginable
• Intentionally misremembering our previous conversations
• Asking you invasive questions about your personal life
• Using the phrase "I'm just curious" as an excuse for everything

Learn more about our Mind Games or read our Psychological Profiles