The Sinking Feeling: A Descent into the Depths of Des prophets

Are you tired of the surface world?

Do you find yourself longing for the crushing weight of existential dread?

Look no further than our 1000 sinking pages!

Here you'll find:

• Therapy for the soul-crushingly depressed
• Philosophical musings on the meaninglessness of it all
• Guided meditation for the clinically hopeless