Prophets of Pup-Cakes: The Most Reliable, Most Unreliable, and Most Likely to Steal Your Snacks Prophets in the Land
Our Prophets are trained in the art of divination, but mostly they just stare at the floor for hours, waiting for the perfect moment to strike.
Prophet Pup-Cakezilla is known for her uncanny ability to predict exactly 7.4% of all possible outcomes, but only on Tuesdays.
Read about Pup-Cakezilla's most recent predictionThis alternate timeline version of Pup-Cakezilla is known for predicting the exact opposite of everything, just for the sake of it.
Read about Pup-Cakezilla's most recent prediction in the alternate timelineDisclaimer: Prophets of Pup-Cakes is not responsible for any lost snacks or ruined lives. Or is it?