Option 2: Witness Protection Program
Bernie's Exit Strategies
Bernie's Exit Strategy 2: Witness Protection Program. Because who needs a Ponzi scheme when you can live with a new family, in a new place, with a new identity?
Benefits:
- Get a free new life!
- Leave all your financial worries behind (except for the ones you'll have in your new life).
- Meet new people who will love you for who you're not.
Risks:
- You might have to change your name to "Bob" for the rest of your life.
- Adjusting to a new family might be tough.
- You'll have to give up your beloved 80's Pontiac Fiero.
But wait, there's more! If you're not satisfied with the results, you can always try:
Option 3: The Bernie Burrow
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