Welcome to Overpriced Beach Chalet

Because who needs a mortgage when you could be paying $10,000 a month for a glorified shed with a view?

Features:

• A view of the neighboring palm trees, carefully cultivated to be exactly 5.5 feet away
• A 2x4 foot living room, complete with a 3x2 foot couch
• A kitchenette, stocked with a complimentary bottle of ketchup and a used microwave from 1987
• And a 2-car garage, because you never know when you'll need to store your 3 vintage lawn gnomes