Socks of Destiny: Terms of Operation

By using Socks of Destiny, you acknowledge that you are a consenting adult of sound mind, and that you understand that the socks you will be receiving are of a mystical nature.

Article I: Sock Acquisition

By purchasing Socks of Destiny, you agree to purchase at least one pair of socks per week for a period of six months. Failure to do so will result in the removal of your Socks of Destiny privileges.

Article II: Sock Quality

Socks of Destiny are guaranteed to be of the highest quality, with a 99.9% chance of being free from any defects, except for the occasional mysterious glow or faint scent of patchouli. This does not apply to socks purchased during leap years.

Article III: Sock Use

Socks of Destiny are intended for use on Tuesdays and Thursdays only. Any other day of the week is considered a "Non-Sock Day" (NSD), and may result in the reversal of your Sock Points.

Sock of Destiny Disclaimer - A detailed explanation of what you're getting yourselves into.
Sock of Destiny FAQ - Frequently Asked Questions about Socks of Destiny (but not really).