Pyramid Schemes: Legitimacy - Step 3

Congratulations, you've made it to step 3 of our pyramid scheme! You've managed to convince 5 people to invest in our totally-not-a-scam opportunity, and now you're ready to reap the rewards.

However, we need you to do a few more things to ensure that our "legitimacy" is, well, legitimate. Please complete the following tasks:

1. Send a convincing email to 10 more people with our "business opportunity".
2. Create a fake LinkedIn profile with 10 fake friends and 5 fake job titles.
3. Host a "focus group" in a local coffee shop, where we'll discuss "synergistic opportunities".

Remember, every step gets you closer to the top of the pyramid!

Disclaimer: This is totally not a scam. We promise. Don't worry.