Pyramid Schemes: Legitimacy Level: 4

You've finally reached the top of the pyramid! You're basically a king/queen of your own personal pyramid scheme.

Here's what you get:

• Unlimited potential for financial ruin
• A guaranteed 99.99% chance of being audited by the IRS
• A 50/50 chance of being sued by an angry investor
• A complimentary "I'm not a pyramid scheme" t-shirt

Want more? Step 5: The Final Reckoning