They're like trying to buy a timeshare for your grandma, but with fewer beach umbrellas.
Like your aunt Mildred, who just got out of the nursing home and is looking for an easy way to make some extra cash.
Like that one friend who promised to make us all rich by selling essential oils, but ended up doing a few stints in Riker's.
And that's it for today's lesson on pyramid scheme red flags. Keep your wits about you, and don't let the promise of easy money lead you down the wrong path!