Meet Our Team of Experts

Our team of expert pyramid scheme consultants are here to help you get rich beyond your wildest dreams.

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Our Team Members

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  Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth

  Ph.D. in Pyramid Schemes. Expert in getting you rich.

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  Lady Whiskerpaws

  Expert in hiding your money. Expert in running.

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  Bob the Bull

  Expert in making you feel good about your bad decisions.