Join us for a night of high-stakes philanthropy, where you'll get to choose between three exciting donation options:
Don't forget to bring your appetite, because we'll have plenty of overpriced hors d'oeuvres for you to indulge in while you ponder your charitable decisions!
We'll have a special guest speaker, "The Great Philanthrope", who will regale you with tales of woe and tales of triumph, and explain why this is the most efficient way to give.
So come for the free food, stay for the dubious charity.