Q: Are pyramid schemes a thing of the past?
A: Nope! We're bringing back the oldies but goodies, because who needs trust or transparency, am I right?
We're not just a scam, we swear! It's just... creative fundraising. Yeah, that's it.
Q: What kind of "ประกifts" do I get for donating?
A: Oh, the usual: promises, platitudes, and possibly a free tote bag with our sponsor's logo on it. You know, the good stuff.
We're a non-profit, so you can be sure your hard-earned cash is going straight into the pockets of our... enthusiastic administrators.
Q: How do I know I'm not just getting scammed?
A: Ha! You can just take our word for it. Or, you know, read our proof-it-aint-scams subpage for more information.
Q: Can I just send my donation via Venmo or PayPal?
A: Ugh, please don't be boring. Send a check. We have a special "I'm-a-great-giver" stamp we need to affix to every check.
Q: What about tax deductions for my donation?
A: Oh, don't worry about that. We'll take care of it. Just send us a copy of your W-2 and a picture of your cat, and we'll work something out.
Q: What about the "Py prophets" who run the show?
A: Ah, those guys? They're just our... highly-compensated, totally-legit, non-profit "leadership team". Don't worry, they're just here for the... "good of the people".
Q: Can I get a refund?
A: Hah! You're just going to have to trust us on this one. But don't worry, we'll make sure to send you a "thank you" letter with some nice, shiny stationery and a few more of our famous "I gave to charity" stickers.
Q: What about the pyramid scheme "guarantee"?
A: Oh, that? That's just our... prophets' "guarantee". We're pretty sure it's real. Or, you know, it's not like it's a Guilty As Charged page or anything.
Thanks for your questions! Now, if you'll excuse us, we have a "business meeting" to attend. Donate now, and help us keep the pyramid scheme going!
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