A Guide to Getting Rich (or Not)
Pyramid Schemes 101: the ultimate guide to getting rich... or not. Learn how to build a pyramid that will inevitably come crashing down, but not before it's too late.
Step 1: Gather a large group of unsavvy investors.
Step 2: Promise them unrealistic returns on investment.
Step 3: Use their money to fund your own lavish lifestyle.
Step 4: Watch as the pyramid collapses, taking everyone's life savings with it.
(Disclaimer: we're not actually advising you to do this. Or are we?)
See overly-optimistic schemes for more information.
Learn about underhanded schemes.
Discover the unsustainable schemes that will surely lead to your downfall.
Overly Optimistic Schemes
We've all been there: convinced that the next big thing will surely make us rich beyond our wildest dreams. But what happens when reality sets in?
Learn how to create a pyramid scheme that's so optimistic, it'll blind you with its own brilliance.
Features:
- Guaranteed returns (of 10,000% per year or more)
- Minimal risk (just kidding, it's all risk)
- Zero chance of collapse (or so we like to think)
Learn the basics of overly-optimistic schemes.
Underhanded Schemes
We've all seen it before: the smooth-talking salesman who promises you the world, but delivers nothing but a bunch of empty promises.
Learn how to create a scheme that's so underhanded, you'll be the one getting taken for a ride.
Features:
- Discreetly siphon off investors' funds for personal gain
- No pesky things like "honesty" or "transparency" get in the way
- Guaranteed to leave you with a bad taste in your mouth (and a lighter wallet)
Learn the art of being underhanded.
Unsustainable Schemes
We've all seen it before: the get-rich-quick scheme that's just a little too good to be true.
Learn how to create a scheme that's so unsustainable, it'll make your grandkids cry.
Features:
- Guaranteed to collapse within the first 5 minutes of operation
- No regard for the environment or your future self
- Perfect for the thrill-seeking, risk-taking, slightly unhinged individual
Learn the fundamentals of unsustainable schemes.