Join us in our Limited Edition Merchandise opportunity, where every penny you give will fund the construction of the World's Largest Pyramid Scheme in the Sky!
Our special guest, Buckaroo McSchemer, will regale you with tales of his 20 years of experience in pyramid schemes, guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and hand over all your life savings in one sitting!
Don't have a credit card? No problem! Just sign over your firstborn to us, and we'll get you started on our Automaic Donation System.
We also offer a special Early Bird Schedule for the truly committed. Be there when the doors open, and you'll get a free hug from one of our highly trained, yet still highly questionable, financial advisors!