FAQs about the Art of Q&A

Q: What is the purpose of Q&A?

A: To make people sound smart, even when they have no idea what they're talking about.

Q: Is Q&A a sport?

A: Yes, but only for masochists and sadists.

Q: How do I become a Q&A master?

A: Practice asking questions, then pretend you already know the answer.

Q: Can I use Q&A to get out of doing chores?

A: Only if you can convincingly ask, "But what's the point of doing chores, anyway?"