Q&A is Like Cooking: Recipes

What's the recipe for the ultimate answer?

Combine 1 part sarcasm, 2 parts condescension, and a pinch of patronizing tone. Mix with a dash of passive-aggressive tone and a whole lotta eye-rolling. Serve with a side of condescending smugness.

Recipe for Sarcastic Answers

What's the secret ingredient in the sauce?

It's the tears of your opponents. Mix with a pinch of salt and a sprinkle of disappointment. Serve with a side of 'you should have thought of that.'

Secret Ingredient in Sauce

How do I handle an onslaught of existential dread?

Mix 1 part nihilism with 3 parts apathy. Blend with a dash of hopelessness and a pinch of despair. Serve with a side of 'what's the point, anyway.'

Recipe for Existential Dread
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