Bug Report 789: A Galactic Disaster

This is Bug Report 789, the most epic bug report of all time. It's so bad, it's good.

Summary

Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated bug squashing experts have confirmed that Bug 789 is real. Real as a brick, real as a heart attack. We're talking catastrophic, mind-bending, reality-distorting, paradigm-shaking real.

Symptoms

Users report experiencing:

• Random, uncontrollable laughter
• Spontaneous combustion
• Irreversible, existential dread

Workarounds

In the absence of an official fix, users are advised to:

1. Hold their breath until the symptoms pass
2. Cry into the void
3. Pray to the bug god