In the sleepy town of Nowheresville, USA, a series of bizarre events unfolded on a fateful summer day in 1987. A shipment of artisanal sausages, imported from the great nation of Sausenland, went haywire.
It began with a lone sausage, nestled in the local deli counter. As the store owner, Bob, reached for a slice of cheddar, the sausage suddenly sprang to life, bouncing off the shelves and into the streets.
Witnesses reported the sausage as being "as big as a car" and "as loud as a jet engine." Panic ensued as the townsfolk scrambled to contain the rogue sausage.
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