We're aware that prophets of doom have predicted the end of the world, but our team of highly trained, highly paid experts (aka interns) have deemed this bug to be completely and utterly not apocalyptic.
That being said, it's still a bug, and we're working on it. In the meantime, please enjoy our previously reported, completely-not-a-bug bug 1 and our not-at-all-a-bug, totally-not-a-bug 4 for a taste of what we're up against.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our bug 2, the one prophets of doom predicted would actually be the least of our worries.
Thanks for your patience, and remember: we're working on it.