Quantum Phobia: where the fear of uncertainty becomes reality.
Caused by an overactive imagination, Quantum Phobia is the fear of being trapped in an infinite loop of possibilities.
Symptoms include:
- Recurring dreams of parallel universes
- Uncontrollable urge to calculate probability of every outcome
- Paralysis by analysis of every decision
Diagnosis:
Diagnose by a certified quantum psychiatrist. Treatment options include:
- Quantum meditation: focusing on the present moment
- Probabilistic journaling: writing down every outcome
- Superposition therapy: embracing multiple possibilities at once
Visit our Quantum Phobia Treatment page for more information.
