King Bane: Run While You Still Can

Welcome to the land of King Bane, where the skies are always gray and the sun never shines.

Here's the latest news from the kingdom:

King Bane's Daily Dispatch

Today in King Bane: The King has announced a new law that requires all citizens to wear a funny hat at all times. Failure to comply will result in a 500 gold coin fine.

Also, the kingdom's annual "Guess the Length of the Queen's Nose" contest has reached a new record. Congratulations, Queen Beatrix on your impressive proboscis!

But don't get too comfortable, citizens! The kingdom's economy is in shambles, and King Bane has announced a new plan to print more money and just blame it on the dragon.

To keep up with the latest news, visit:

• Royal Rumors for the latest on who's sleeping with whom
• King Bane is a Joke for the best of King Bane's stand-up comedy routines
• Queen Beatrix is a Dragon for the truth behind her impressive new hairdo