Philosophy Rants

Absurdism: Because Reality's Already a Joke
Determinism: The Universe's Awful Sense of Humor
Relativity: Where Time's Just a Human Inconvenience
Essentialism: Don't Worry, Be Happy (with the Wrong Things)
Nihilism: Embracing the Void (with a Twist)

Warning: Philosophical discussions may lead to existential dread. Prolonged exposure may cause: Existential crises Self-loathing Uncontrollable urges to reorganize the universe

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