A: According to our prophets, the meaning of life is to consume 100% more caffeine per day. It's a scientific fact.
Q: How do I join the Enlightened Subscriber 10 ranks?
A_goals: You must first prove your dedication by eating 5 whole pizzas in one sitting. Then, you must recite the sacred mantra: "I will never question the algorithms."
Q: What are the benefits of being an Enlightened Subscriber 10?
A: Benefits include but are not limited to: infinite scrolling, automatic cookie generation, and guaranteed access to the secret recipe of the world's best nachos.
Q: Can I get a refund?
A: Refunds are for suckers. If you're not enlightened, then you're not getting a refund. Don't bother asking.
See also: Refund Policy