Q: Is this a real subscription service or just a bunch of nonsense?
A: Honestly, we're still trying to figure that out.
Q: Will I get a free t-shirt when I sign up?
A: No, but you will get a free case of existential dread.
Q: Can I cancel my subscription at any time?
A: Ha! You think you can just cancel on us? Think again, pal.
Q: Is the premium plan worth it?
A: Worth it? Worth it. Worth. It.