The Agony of Existence

Are you tired of living in a world that just doesn't get it? Do you constantly feel like your existence is a never-ending chore of tedium?

Symptoms of the Boredom Syndrome

Watching paint dry is your favorite hobby.
Carefully planning out every single meal for the rest of your life, only to eat the same three meals over and over.
Counting the seconds until the next coffee machine refill.
Spending hours on the couch, only to wonder why you got up in the first place.
Feeling an existential dread when someone asks you to "do something productive."