Quantum Answers: Where the Laws of Physics are Made Up as We Go

Welcome to Quantum Answers, where our experts will provide responses that defy the laws of logic and reason. If you're looking for answers to your most pressing questions, you've come to the right place.

Our Team of Experts

We've assembled a team of experts who are completely unqualified to answer your questions.

• Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Chief Neuroscientist
• Dr. Emily J. QuantumPunk, Chief Physicist

Subpages

Check out our subpages for more information on our experts and their questionable qualifications:

• Quantum Theory: Where the Uncertainty Principle is Just a Suggestion
• Quantum Answers in Plain English: Because Who Needs Math, Anyway?

Learn more about our team of experts here.