What is the Quantum Coffee Machine?
The Quantum Coffee Machine is a revolutionary new appliance that brews your coffee in a quantum state of matter, allowing for an unparalleled level of flavor and aroma.
It's like a coffee machine, but with more buzzwords.
Learn more about the Quantum Flavor Theory behind our machineWill it turn my cat into a sentient being?
No, that's not how any of this works.
We're not even close to that level of technology. Yet.
Ask about our current research into feline consciousnessCan I use it as a toaster?
Sorry, no.
That's just not what we're going for here.
Read the whole scandal about our former employee's toaster ambitions